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Ovulation, eh? Well, this could be an interesting topic for discussion...

You know what I hate about the world? January exams. As though a whole month and a bit in the summer wasn't enough, they make us sit MORE exams in January! What are they trying to do? Suck the life out of all us humans and Swedish people? It's racial abuse I tell you . . . complete and utter racial abuse. Such discrimination against the studential race. Stupidity to the highest degree possible.

Oh, that reminds me:

STUPIDITY FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

There, I said it. And what's more, you can't do anything about it, because I've got it on overtype. OVERTYPE! Mwhahahahahahaha.... Oh, the wonders of overtype, almost more useful for annoying people and other objects than Alt + F4. And then there's F1. The fun you can have with that is truly orgasmic. The secret to it, you see, is repeat attacks, several every second, each eating away at the once so realistic hopes that a Hills Road computer can handle such F1age. But, no, it can't. And then comes the sad aftermath, when, in a deadly and horrifically gruesome duel, the IT services department and a poor innocent hard drive engage in wild, rampant sexua*cough*ivity combat.

Well, there you have it. The sole reason why schools and colleges across the country have no money:

" IT Services - maintenance is a waste of valuable time and money. Destruction is efficiency. "

Now that I've updated Yapoti for the first time in months, I think we're both equally satisfied... But, just to tip you over the edge in to eternal insanity, I'll leave you with this:

You'll Always Proactively Ovulate Tiny Inhabitants

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