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In a test conducted at the University of Leicester in 2005 it was found that only 40% of cats landed on their feet when dropped upside down from a height of five metres . . . like Chernobyl chickens with as many legs as a standard 7" panda and skiing in Iran, you'll only hear that once.
On a more down-to-earth note, much like an earthworm, why do they make Diet Pepsi when Pepsi Max already exists? Pepsi Max tastes pretty much like the real thing, so who would buy Diet Pepsi? And what's more, the more different versions they make, which taste largely the same, the less chance there is of a vending machine being able to provide everyone's favourite sugary (or not, in the case of Pepsi Max and the such like) goodness. Argh, it makes me so mad I could just go outside right now a dig a huge hole to show my madness, wherein the diameter of the hole is directly proportional to the amount of madness I am currently exuding. Yeah, that's how mad I am. Mad as in angry, in this particular case, not mad as in needs to be taken out of society due to being a danger to oneself and those around them...
Now, back down to earth for another mind-bogglingly intelligent paragraph about the ever more life-threatening issues we face in the modern world. I was walking down the road, and, as you do, you stand and wait for cars to go past BEFORE crossing the road. Everyone knows that, right? So, there were loads of us waiting for the traffic to speed past on it's way to a distant planet, and then out of nowhere, a group of Chinese tourists walk out in front of a car coming at full force and simply hold up their hands to stop the car. All the other pedestrians were still waiting. The traffic stopped. People stared. And they just walked on... I really doubt that even in China you can cross a road like that. However, I've never been there, so if anyone knows more about Chinese road-crossing techniques, please email i_know_how_to_cross_a_road_in_china@yapoti.net and I will amend my complaints as necessary. Well, no I won't, but I'd like to know if getting run over is, like, normal there...
You may have noticed that the word 'innit' is in the title of this page. Therefore, I feel I can't finish without saying something about chavs:
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down the stairs.
You're A Pretty Obvious Tit, Innit
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