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Earlier today, I was VERY rudely interrupted. There I was, peacefully eating away at a piece of toast topped with Cryogenically Hydrated Edible Evan's Sausageless Excrement (Cheese?) when all of a sudden I received an email very loudly. Scared me half to death, that did. The email was from a computer company, who shall remain unnamed and therefore not called Dell, who told me that my laptop will be delivered from its service call during the next week.

This got me thinking . . . What's another name for a liver transplant? Deliver and reliver. Now, I couldn't understand what's wrong with my laptop's liver, let alone why it would even have a liver, and the computer company (note that it is still unnamed) politely ignored all emails from me asking these questions. Then, another thought popped into my head: if a regular living person is a liver, then my laptop will obviously come back to me dead, the way they put it. I mean, that's just completely unacceptable. If you took an animal to the vet you wouldn't be best pleased if it was returned to you dead, with an eyeball hanging out for added effect, would you? No. So, I don't expect my laptop to arrive in the form of a cat with an eye hanging out . . . They're also ignoring my emails about that point, sadly enough.

Seeing as how I was already thinking, I swam through a sea of ideas, one of them being money trees. After all, they exist in The Sims 2. Wouldn't life be much better (and easier) if everyone could have a money tree? Although impossible, I came (hehe, came...(oh, come on, grow up...(hehe, come...))) to the conclusion that all trees are in fact money trees. Paper is made from trees . . . money is made from paper . . . see my point?

Anyway, enough choo chooing from the ever so famous train of thought, so lets get off at the next city and find a bank to rob. Much simpler than genetically mutating trees so they begin to secrete money, you see.

Expectoration:

1. v. the act of expectorating.
2. n. matter that is expectorated.

[Origin: 1665–75; expectorate + -ion]

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