. : Yippee, Another Plentifully 'Onourable, 'Telligent Insect : .
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Before you start arguing with me, it is perfectly legitimate English grammar and spelling that I've used in the title of this. So...insects...
I bet you never knew that there are about 600 000 new species of insect discovered every year. And 93% of discoverers shout 'yippee' when they make their discovery. Also, of those 93%, 354 975 of them mispronounce 'intelligent' the first time they use the word after making the discovery. Also, in over 70% of these cases, the word 'plentifully' is used by the discoverer within the first three sentences he/she says after making the discovery. Furthermore, 48% of insectologists (or whatever they're called) agree that insects lead, on average, more 'honourable' lives than the average human being.
* Please note that 68% of statistics are made up on the spot *
Yippee, Another Plentifully 'Onourable, 'Telligent Insect
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