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I feel like writing about fish today. Well, rather I have something to show you. About fish. So essentially, it's an article about fish. You see? Good. Glad you see what I mean. Because, you see, as you do, if you didn't, you wouldn't, so you don't see. See?
Crappy overprotective Tesco...
But while we're on the subject of fish, I would also like to announce that Yapoti.net is giving away a £100 million prize to the first fisherman to successfully catch the country's most wanted fish. You see, this fish has been raiding news channels across the country. Well, BBC anyway. We've been scouring the seas for years in an attempt to rid the world of this devious and cunning fish, but it is forever escaping and continues immortally plaguing this country. So if you manage to catch this fish first, then you're in for a huge prize:
If you catch this fish, email i_caught_mikey@yapoti.net NOW to claim your reward! Also, as an added bonus, we'll send you an excellent recipe specifically devised for this particular breed...
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