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What's more, I'll have you know this is no regular pervert we're talking about. This one has a fetish for penguins. The violent kind of penguins. The kind of penguin that kicks you in the balls so hard they fly up through your body and crush your pituitary gland. I wonder if your pee would go all freakishly weird in all manner of ways if you crush your pituitary gland...
Perverts these days...
Moving on, I have a very dodgy-looking stain on my crotch right now (the tap attacked me). And I find it very difficult to come to terms with the fact that people always naturally assume that a wet patch in that area means you've pissed yourself. More often than not, I just manage to spill water there as the result of some coincidental accident involving me and a water fountain. So why automatically say "Ha, you pissed yourself"? 'Cos I didn't. I had an accident, yes, but I most certainly did not allow involuntary leakage of any waste materials from the deep and dark beyond of my digestive system. My lack of control when it comes to water dispensing devices should in no way affect the general population's view of how well I can effectively relieve myself of the pressures of having an excess amount of fluids.
Which brings me nicely on to my next and final point - is it really true that reproduction is killing the cloning industry? While I can see why we don't want to clone certain human beings or other creatures (such as the penguin-obsessed pervert I mentioned earlier, who shall still remain unnamed for *ahem* legal reasons), I think the cloning industry has great potential, and our incessant and relentless love-making in the modern world is tearing it to shreds. Should we stop? Yes. If we stop making babies the natural way, this life-saving industry will, of course, make them for us. It'll be much easier on humans across the world, and it'll keep those ever-inventing companies in business. Do this market a favour and stop doing what you love too much. Yeah, you heard me.
Reproduction is the real enemy here...
Yet Another Pervert On Thin Ice
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