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Delicacies such as black pudding with cheese and ice cream and honey and cheese sandwiches are subject to much ridicule in this modern world of ours. Why is it that people don't like the though of combinations such as rice, melted cheese and boiled eggs? Seriously, it tastes great, even though it may sound revolting...

Another thing, why do people naturally assume when they see a video of a fat man dancing that it's me? Even though I know certain people feel there is a lack of naked men in music videos today, why does everybody say it's me on the rare occasion that they slip one in? If anybody knows, please email i_know_why_you_are_a_fat_dancing_man@yapoti.net and explain this phenomenon to me.

Well, I say argra to that, I'll eat what I want, and however fat I become I will never dance like the fat man from that video (see video for Pendulum - Slam).

So . . . nipples and bellybuttons. Why do people always feel the need to spread the inaccurate information that you have more than you should do? When will people realise that, in actual fact, I don't have four nipples, I have the regular three? And while we're on body parts here, I've noticed that people never stick their tongues out at you in real life, for whatever reason, but in instant messaging conversations, it happens all the time. Why? WHY? i_understand_the_theories_of_tonguage@yapoti.net.

And aside from tonguage of sorts, I fail to see any good reason why people keep coming back to this website.

You Are Popping Over The Iron

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