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In an average lifetime, a person will spend 4 years travelling in an car and six months waiting at a red light.
Now, while I let that ever so useful fact circulate around your mind, lets discuss a very important topic: car horns. The highway code states, as far as I'm aware, that a car horn should not be used. If you honk your horn at someone, they're likely to get nervous and are more likely to have an accident. So, if we're not supposed to use them, why do they make cars with them? If you want somebody to get out of the way, I guess you're supposed to get out of the car, walk up to them and politely ask them to move. Well, what if it's a dog or other stubborn animal? What do you do then? I think somebody should rewrite the highway code and allow the use of horns once again. Also, by the way, the majority of car horns honk in the key of F.
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