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Sometimes I get the feeling the stuff on this website gradually gets worse and worse as time progresses. It seems that sometimes to simply fill up a page, I start talking complete crap. But, if I was really talking crap, there'd be no logical reason as to why I would need a rear end. So seeing as how I have one, and a fully functional one at that, it can't be crap really. It's just nonsense. No worries.
Darwin would kill himself if he read that . . . and if he was alive when he read it.
I just heard the ketchup song for the second time (*shudder*). Why anybody would even make a song like that escapes me entirely. But at least the song on its own isn't as scary as watching someone dance to it (*shudder*more*). Especially when the dancing moves gradually onto your lap. Then it's just scary. Really, really scary. If this has ever happened to you, we'd love some survival stories: email simon_tried_to_rape_me_too@yapoti.net.
You know what goes great with ketchup? NOTHING. It's the most disgusting thing, after marmite, that's ever been invented. I mean, how do you know that there's actually tomatoes in that stuff? It could be anything for all you know. Think of all the other things in the world that I red and sauce-like. It could be any one of those.
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