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Yeah, enough of that already.
I was told by a short Russian girl that nobody knows where lobsters go in the winter. Well, I thought, somebody must know. So, now I'm on the lookout for anyone who's heard the latest lowdown on where the lobsters go. If you're a lobster yourself, or you know of the cool "hip n happnin" winter hangouts for worldwide lobster groups, please email iknowwheretheygo@yapoti.net.
What the hell is the point in yo-yos? You bounce this thing up and down on a string, some of them make noises, some of them do all sorts of weird and wonderful things. But still, £5.00 I paid for one years ago, and what the hell was the point? Argh! I can't stand those things! **smashes it up** . . . **realises I'm not strong enough to smash it up** . . . **get's more annoyed**. GRRRRRRRR...
Which brings me on to my next point - just what noise do frogs make? I've never really met any, but "ribbit"? Where'd that come from? Well, all I know is I've been told in the Mother land they go "kva", and in the half-sister's cousin's long lost school chum land (Sweden, duh) they go "quack", like ducks. Where is all this coming from? I mean, if we make up noises for frogs, what's stopping us doing the same for fish? What's that going to be? "Gabluhhh"? "Poppadom"? "Munchies"? Well lets put a stop to this! Let the frogs decide what noise to make!
That reminds me, this font really sucks for writing "ill" with a capital "i". Ill, see? Ill. Ridiculous. Really is.
These have to be the worst structured paragraphs ever . . .
Yuppers Are Puppies Of The Ill
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