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The word 'Oreo' was officially added to the dictionary in the year 2003, with the definition chocolate cookie with white cream filling. Now there's a useful fact.
Anyhoo, what is it with people and eating Oreos weirdly? Today, I offered one to someone ( SHOCK HORROR ! ! ! ). So, she ate the inside, then gave the biscuity bits back to me, saying 'I only like the middle'. As weird as that was in itself, someone else then ate the leftover biscuits, following by saying 'I only like the biscuit part of them'. What's happening to the Oreo fans of today? If you ask me, the best way to eat them is to simply shove the whole thing in your mouth and chew. Chew like you've never chewed before.
As for this whole issue about them pouring out of your arse... Well, I needed a word that started with 'A', and arse was the only acceptable one that anybody could think of. And anyway, where did you think Oreos came from? If you think you know, please email i_know_where_oreos_come_from@yapoti.net and let me know.
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What do you call a chav in vault? Safe.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike, why should you not hit him? It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Your Arse Pours Oreos Terribly Incoherently
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