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According to my sources, a yak is a hairy ox. It also means prolonged and senseless chatter, or talking without meaning. However, more to the point, well not really, it also stands for Youth Advisory Kouncil (that's the way Americans think it's supposed to be spelled), Youth Adult Konnections (I guarantee you, only Americans are that stupid), Youth Annual Konference (it's all Ks with these guys isn't it?), and Yellow Atheist Kid. By that, I guess they mean someone who doesn't believe in God and also has cirrhosis of the liver.
As for ostriches, I wish I could just stick my head in the ground when I get scared (like when 'certain people' announce that they'd have sex with me if I was dead). It would be so much easier than running away screaming and flailing my arms wildly like a little girl.
Now, to the best of my understanding, telekinetic insemination isn't possible. Raise my hand if you believe telekinesis is possible. Yeah, I thought you'd agree. If anyone knows any better about telekinesis, particularly its insemination-related uses, please feel free to email youreallyareagullibleidiotyouknowthatdamnstraight@yapoti.net.
Yaks And Pesky Ostriches Telekinetically Inseminate
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