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Can you imagine a ticklish icicle? There it is, lying peacefully in the freezing cold. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere emerges this huge human form looming overheard, and, to the eternal horror of the icicle, this terrifying being starts to pee on the poor little thing. It lies entirely helpless, sizzling away as the hot attacking liquid rips it to shreds, leaving only the malformed remains of the icicle in the form of a poor, helpless puddle . . . well, I tried.
So, ticklishness. It seems odd (and terribly evil) that only some humans are ticklish, whereas others seem to be able to enduring any amount of tickling with no effects. I personally think it is insanely unfair. Why should some people be spared? Why do only some of us have to endure having this curse forced upon us? Why do we get no choice in the matter? Well, I think that just about covers ticklishness.
. . . so . . . why did the chicken really cross the road? Hmm?
You Are Peeing On Ticklish Icicles
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