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Armpits and toxic isotopes. Whoever came up with this one's in for a beating.
So what are toxic isotopes? Dictionary.com defines it as 'one of two or more atoms having the same atomic number but different mass numbers, relating to, or caused by a toxin or other poison, and capable of causing injury or death'. Now the chances of that coming out of someone's armpits may seem small, but in fact, it's quite commonplace, especially in adolescents. Of course, as clever as I may seem, I am actually talking complete and utter bollocks, and nothing that I say should be taken seriously in any way at all.
However, next time you get bitten by one of these isotopey-type-thingies, don't say I didn't warn you...
Yeasty Armpits Periodically Ooze Toxic Isotopes
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