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1. If you've just read rule #17, you're an idiot. If you've done it twice, please stop - you're wearing out the page.

2. Always remember that the Internet is a good source for more than just porn.

3. 'Surfing the Internet' doesn't mean building a network of computers under the sea.

4. Leaving yourself open to hackers can provide excellent career prospects.

5. The text 'This website is planned for development' is always a sign of constant neglect and laziness.

6. 'Downloading' doesn't mean making your computer heavier.

7. Never expect tumbleweed in an empty and lonely site - they can't be everywhere at once, you know.

8. Hit counters don't approve of repetitive whipping.

9. Don't forget the rules of the Internet.

10. The expression 'Peak Time' doesn't indicate that your computer is climbing a mountain.

11. Everything should be taken the wrong way to maximise profits when you finally decide to go on a 'suing spree'.

12. Using email as a weapon always ends in somebody getting poked in their eye.

13. This rule is unlucky (get it? 13 - get it now? oh, you're so slow...)

14. The common sight of an expression of stupidity should be considered normal.

15. Hyperlinks do not run around screaming and squashing poisonous frogs.

16. Fleeing a country isn't as reassuring on the Internet as in the normal world.

17. Go to rule #1.

The Rules Of The Internet

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