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I had a revelation today.
Many people have said that Yapoti.net is a collection of nothing much at all. No real content. Well, you see, in fact, there is very much groundbreaking journalism on this website. The thing is, you won't find it, because I've taken the liberty of writing it all in invisible letters.
Think of silent letters - those thieving and conniving misconceptionous inhabitants in the land of the English language. Evil things, they are. They hang on to a word which would be perfectly good without them, adding weight where weight should not be. They make me so angry I could just eat a dog. SO angry. So, I've fought back. I invented invisible letters.
Hello <-- See, right there.
It seemed like a good idea at the time - a completely new, totally fresh way of writing. But it turns out that there's one fatal flaw. A flaw that is so big a flaw it outflaws all flaws that could ever and/or have ever flawed in any way whatsoever. The problem was that nobody could read them. A shocking discovery, I know. So many people - all people, in fact - are missing out on the true essence of this website. Therefore, I vow to, from now, write ONLY in the standard form of regular visible letters. A sad change, but I do indeed believe it is for the best.
However, as a final, decent farewell to these cute little critters, I have provided the link below to an article which truly shows the beauty of my invention:
Article to show invisible letters, except the title, which is fully visible
Invisible Letters
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