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What do you call a duck in a ventilation system? A heating duck.

What do you call a duck in a heating duct? Roast duck.

What do you call a duck that's been run over by a steam roller? Duck tape.

What do you call a flexible duck? Ductile.

What would you expect to find on a flexible duck's bathroom floor? Ductile duck-tiles.

What do you call a missing duck? Abducted.

What do you call a duck in China? Chickety China the Chinese Chicken.

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