Subject: FW: Fwd: things kids say




>The things kids say
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>Children say the funniest of things. Here are a few classic words of 
>child wisdom.
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>How do you decide who to marry?
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>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like 
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep 
>the chips and dip coming.
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>Alan, age 10
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>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. 
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're 
>stuck with.
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>Kirsten, age 10
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>What is the right age to get married?
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>Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
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>Camille, age 10
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>No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
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>Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
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>How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
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>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at 
>the same kids.
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>Derrick, age 8
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>What do you think your mum and dad have in common?
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>Both don't want any more kids.
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>Lori, age 8
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>What do most people do on a date?
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>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know 
>each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
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>Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
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>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets 
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
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>Martin, age 10 (wise beyond his years)
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>What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
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>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the 
>newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
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>Craig, age 9
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>When is it okay to kiss someone?
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>When they're rich.
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>Pam, age 7
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>The law says you have to be 18, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
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>Curt, age 7
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>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry 
>them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
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>Howard, age 8 (this one has very good morals)
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>Is it better to be single or married?
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>I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never 
>going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.
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>Theodore, age 8
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>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone 
>to clean up after them. Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
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>How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
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>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
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>Kelvin, age 8
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>And our all time favourite is...
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>How would you make a marriage work?
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>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck
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