Subject: Irish Sausages

Irish Sausages 

A man goes into a store and asks the Assistant for some "Irish 
Sausages". 

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" 

" If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was 
Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was 
German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I 
was 
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was 
Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" 

The assistant says, "Well no". 

"And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was 
American? What about Danish bacon, would you ask me if I was 
Danish?" 

The assistant says, "Well, I probably wouldn't," 

With self-indignation, the man says, "Well, all right then, why did you 
ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" 

The Assistant replies, "Because you're at Homebase." 


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