Subject: FW: Fwd: chat up lines




>I think these are good, shame i never get the chance to use them lol 
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>HE: Can I buy you a drink?
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>  SHE:Actually Id rather have the money.
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>HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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>HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once?Or was it twice?
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>SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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>HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
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>  SHE:I must've been given your share.
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>HE:Will you go out with me this Saturday?
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>SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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>HE:Your face must turn a few heads.
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>  SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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>HE: Go on ,don't be shyAsk me out.
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>SHE: Okayget out.
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>HE:I tink Icould make u very happy.
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>  SHE: Why?Are you leaving?
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>HE:What would you say if I asked you tomarry me?
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>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk andlaugh at the same time.
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>HE: Can I have yourname?
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>SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
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>HE:Shall we go seea movie?
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>  SHE: I'vealready seen it.
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>HE: Where have youbeen all my life?
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>SHE:Hiding from you.
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>HE: Haven't I seen you somplace before?
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>SHE: YesThat's why I don't go there anymore.
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>HE: Is this seatempty?
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>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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>HE: Sowhat do you do for a living?
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>  SHE: I'm afemale impersonator.
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>HE: Hey babywhat's your sign?
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>  SHE: Donot enter.
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>HE: If I could see you nakedI'd die happy.
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>  SHE: If I saw you nakedI'd probably die laughing
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